Emoś jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.