Emoś jokes
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.