Emoś jokes
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.