Emoś jokes
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.