Emoś jokes
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Like if your best friend is emo.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.