Emoś jokes
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
When you can't pick
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do emos do?
Hang.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.