Emoś jokes
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Memes
The TRICKSTER
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Like if your best friend is emo.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Like if I am emo.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!