Emoś jokes

Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

How do you make an emo jump?

A cliff.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.

What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.

Like if your best friend is emo.

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

Like if I am emo.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

what makes emos jump?

a. bridges

What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?

A human chandelier.

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.