Emoś jokes
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
The TRICKSTER
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Like if your best friend is emo.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
Like if I am emo.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.