Emoś jokes
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D