Emoś jokes
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.