Emoś jokes
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.