Emoś jokes
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Ur mom is emo.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Wears pink.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.