Emoś jokes
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.