Emoś jokes
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.