Emoś jokes
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.