Emoś jokes
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.