Emoś jokes
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.