Emoś jokes
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."