Emoś jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.