Emoś jokes
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.