What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Clit
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Big black ball sacks.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
