Emo jokes

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

Who is your mum?

An emo.

Imagine being emo.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

Like if you are emo.

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

The more emos there are, the less emos there are.

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

Clit

Why did the emo go to the store?

To buy bleach.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

Big black ball sacks.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.