Emo jokes
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I'm emo, by the way.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Imagine being emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Like if you are emo.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.