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Fight

34 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago

A man with short blonde hair, identified as Eminem, looks directly at the camera, raising both hands with his middle fingers extended. He is wearing a dark long-sleeved shirt with white stripes on the sleeves and a grey collar. The background appears to be an elevator. The text asks, "If Eminem and Christina Aguilera fought to the death, who would you want to win?"

Sims

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a parody of the cover art for the video game "The Sims", but the title is changed to "The SLIMS" and the characters on the cover are all replaced with the rapper Eminem in various outfits and poses.

Hotel

9 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

When your in a hotel and hear muffled moaning from another room

A screenshot from a YouTube video of Eminem with a shocked facial expression. The subtitle reads, "Something's wrong, I can feel it."

Rapper

39 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago

A digitally altered image of the rapper Eminem, depicted with long, straight blonde hair and a clean-shaven face, giving him a feminine appearance. He is squatting on a white background, wearing a blue sleeveless top with a large yellow 'E' emblem outlined in red on the chest, reminiscent of a superhero costume. He has tattoos on both arms and is wearing baggy red pants and white sneakers with red accents. His hands are clasped in front of him, and he looks directly at the viewer with a serious expression.

Lyric

48 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.

J. Cole

23 views · TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post about J. Cole's childhood bedroom. The post text says J. Cole had posters of rappers like Eminem and others he admired, including 'shirtless posters of other men in the rap game he loved.' The image shows J. Cole in his bedroom covered in posters, with red circles highlighting two specific posters, one appearing to be Eminem and another of a shirtless Tupac Shakur. A comment below the post makes a crude joke about the shirtless Tupac poster, suggesting J. Cole might have pretended to breastfeed from it and called it 'drinking GOAT milk.'

Harry Potter

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a comparison of four headshots, two from the Harry Potter movies of Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley as young boys and two of the musicians Eminem and Ed Sheeran. The text on top says: "Remember Draco and Ron from Harry Potter? This is them now..."

Definition

20 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

A dictionary definition of the word "obscene" is shown. The text of the definition reads "obscene | adjective (of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature. - offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene. ORIGIN late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'."

Song

40 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a YouTube video player showing a music video for the song "Rape God" by Eminem. Eminem, dressed in a suit, is visible in the video frame against a colorful, abstract background. Below the video, the title "Eminem - Rape God" and the channel "EminemMusic" with 64.8M subscribers are shown. Below that, the like and dislike counts are visible: 20M likes and 586K dislikes.

Face

397 views · RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows two close-up images of the hairline and forehead of a person. The image on the left shows a blond hairline, while the image on the right shows a dark-haired hairline. Above the images, the text reads: "Is it weird we all know who this is without seeing his face?"

Collaboration

3 views · RapBoat · 2 years ago

Veronica fine af tho

A split image with Eminem on the left and Jack Harlow on the right. Both are facing the viewer and hold their hands up in a frame around their faces. The text reads "Imagine if Eminem releases a collab with Jack Harlow with a MV and at the end of it Em takes off his crown and puts it on Jack's head, then acts all shook and emotional and then Em wipes his tears and says "IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE JACK, MY CROWN IS IN SAFE HANDS NOW"."

Hip-hop

4 views · RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image is a cartoon-style drawing featuring four characters. At the top, Eminem is depicted with spiky black hair and a serious expression, labeled with "Eminem" above his head. Below him and slightly to the left, Drake is drawn as a cartoon character with a straw hat, labeled as "Drake". Next to Drake is J Cole, also drawn as a cartoon with spiky hair, labeled as "J Cole". On the far right of the bottom, Kendrick is shown as a cartoon character with a headband, labeled as "Kendrick". They are all set against a green background with some trees.

Man

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel drawing of a factory conveyor belt. In the top panel, a stick figure worker is standing near the conveyor belt with M&M candies. The text says, "Man it sure is boring working at the M&M factory." In the bottom panel, Eminem is standing in the place of the stick figure worker, near the conveyor belt with the same M&M candies.

Spaghetti

2 views · RJ · 1 year ago

Spaghetti

A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. Below the image is the text, "Come over, my mom's making spaghetti."

Oreo

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A package of 'Mom's Spaghetti' Oreos, with a picture of Eminem on it. The text above reads 'If you only had one snack. One cookie. Would you dunk it? Or just let it go?'

Cancer

11 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post about Eminem's mom being terminally ill with lung cancer. Below the headline, there are a few comments: "Fuck cancer!", "shout out to boosie", "I fuck your main bitch", and "Remember Kodak Black? I support breast cancer."

Music

1 view · RapBoat · 2 years ago

The text on the black background reads: "Eminem vs Shady vs Marshall. Shady makes you laugh. Eminem makes you think. Marshall makes you cry."

Time

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows two photos of Eminem side-by-side. The first photo is of a young boy with light brown hair, and the second photo is of Eminem as an adult with a tattoo on his arm. Above both images is the text: "IS THIS THE GREATEST GLOWUP OF ALL TIME????"

Kpop

1 view · RapBoat · 2 years ago

Me whenever i see a DIRTY KPOP STAN

The image is a still of Eminem looking skeptically at the camera.

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