Revival jokes

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.

The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"

He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.

Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.