Revival jokes

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?

I'm back.

Come back, old members!

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.

The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"

He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.

Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"