When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
Hit'em with the 1,2 Jeffery dahmer
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
PorkChopped
hah got em (i guess)
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck em
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
hi evyerone my mom got me an ipad today and this is really cool cna someone tell em what decapitation is
So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?” “Yes” “Did you hang ‘em?”
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut em'
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
hi welcome to daves orphanege you make we take em
my grandmas got 99 problems but a fat butt aint one of em
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em Duplocates
John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
i had some puns about construction but im still workin on em
tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. people are really orphans and there is a lot of em, and they are all depresed who would make fun of deppresed people? well those dumbass evil people!!
