What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Education Jokes
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
2+2=7
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
