Education jokes
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
I give homework.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.