Edible jokes

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

Who discovered shrimp were edible?

Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"

What's an edible part of a wheelchair?

A vegetable!