Edible jokes
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
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Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
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I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!