When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Easterner Jokes
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
