The 20+ Best East Jokes

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

your hairlines so bent it goes west,east,north and south

“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

yo mama so ugly she made kanye west go east.

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Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west

What does an apple and a gay have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

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Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east

The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.

sams mum is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought east enders finished

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian" SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl dont even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Bob: Kanye West Dad: No but I can East

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast? Because there is a red Sun in the sky

You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)