What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
Jo mama so fat that when aliens envaded earth they said wow two in one
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
global warming is the average of temperature on earth
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Aha, tomato macoroni is bad, hahaha. (I don't even know what on earth i put here, but okay)
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Earth is full, Go home!
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
