Each Other jokes
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.