Dying jokes

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

My dog died today. 😥

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.