why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
My dad died in the 911, he was a great pilot.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
How do you get a koala to die ? Kill it
Rept after me die angle ;die angle; sweetie angles don’t die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
why do cemeterys have fences bc people are dying to be there
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died