Dying jokes

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

I guess it really IS all in the execution.

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to be there.

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.

If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.