Dying jokes
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Memes
Im willing to sacrifice
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My dog died today. 😥