I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
your dads hair line was so long that he died
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He piratized GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022
Hey I have a joke for you
My life hahah I wanna die
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cockadoodle die...
My Greif counseller died, he was so good, i dont even care
Emo get jealous When their Phone dies
an emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acatiance because the emo would wish to die and the silent kid would be the nice guine and grant that wish
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone died.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
