Dying jokes

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

My dog died today. 😥

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!