Dying jokes
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Im willing to sacrifice
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!