Dying jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.