Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
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"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
What do you get if you do not eat. Dry
Eli Tremain
Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?
You were amazing....Sike I lied that pussy is dry
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
would you like a peice of Africa? would you like to know way?because it's a dessert/desert
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Why did the terrorist not get paid but they loved there job
They di2s drying plans
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
:james sike i lied your mommy is pancakes is so dry. my best friend: joey sike i lied your twich is dry. my other friends: the winner is................. my guy james
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim , she crossed herself out hanging by with a Carlton dry.
What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.
wanna hear a dry joke? a desert
