What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in africa? Dry Vegeatable
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri....
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
wanna hear a dry joke? a desert
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Sike I Lied your dick is dry
U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.
Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
What gets wetter as it dries? A towel!
Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.
What do you get if you do not eat. Dry
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?" Her mother smiled and replied: Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy tool the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so hight that we fucked without a condom!
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Hey stinks you know why cuz ur butts dry
Why did the terrorist not get paid but they loved there job
They di2s drying plans
