Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Robyn Olive in 10.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Eli Tremain.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
