my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic
jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
how do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool flip it upside down
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water, Jack fell down his cock was out and Jill gained a daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed? You put Velcro on the ceiling, How do you get the black kids down? You invite the Mexicans over.
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Yo mama so fat when she went on the elevator it went down
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down 😭😭
