A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, "o, i c"
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Doctor , Doctor, I feel like a pair of Curtains ! what 's wrong with me! calm down calm down Just pull yourself together
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day
Jack and Jill when’s up the hill to have a thrill with pills jack came down fuck a clown and the cum made them frown
how do chinese people name thier baby , they throw pots down the stairs bing bong ching chong
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
if your ever down one day just go to the orphanage and bully a orphan because what is he going to do about it he has no parents.
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Joke:Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
