I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
i went down to my frigde to grab my dinner i said to the children whose next?
What did the green grape say too the purple one
Calm down and take a breath
There’s something on your chin no the third one down
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I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
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What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN
*Knock knock*
Why are you knocking on a wall, you're in the Twin Towers and they're going down
What goes up and down and needs two people? A seesaw
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
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Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
