Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
How can you get 3 homos to it on one barstool?
Turn it upside down
are u feeling down cos i wanna feel u up
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
Your momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down.. her ass is still in them
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
Why can orphans not get married? They are dad cant walk them down the Isle!
Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
why did the gym close down
because it just didn't work out
Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
I sat down and wrote a joke
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
