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Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as heβs always sitting down
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
Joke:Why did the gym close down? β It just didnβt work out.
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
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What do you say to a depressed special kid:
βWhy so downβ
the Guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was....
"Don't let your guard down"
what's the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down
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Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
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how to fall down the stairs step 1 2 3 6 10 floor
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate π―
