What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
what did the kid with down syndrome say to his friend? -nothing, he had no friends.
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who dresses like a merman? POSIEDOWN
Guys I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things. *proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down Syndrome, I wanted my first time to be special
*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates earth out of its orbit
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
What does the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common. They both went down on my dad
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
Yo mama so fat when she went on the elevator it went down
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
