When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
Downing Jokes
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
