What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it’s like to be wanted
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him "Hey man What the hell you doing?". Blind guy says "Just looking around"
if stephen hawking is diying where do i take him currys pc world or hospital
What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.
Special forces Btw I’m 13
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!