Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? Itβs called finding kemo.
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with itβs family?
A self-fie
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause itβll cut itself.
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
What do u call a depressed person
Me
how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
what do blind kids and orphans have in common? neither can see their parents
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still canβt cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still canβt fuck."
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What do you call a boomerang that does not come back
A orphans parents
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
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