DoS

DoS jokes

Quarterback

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

Priest

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

Memes

Covid

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

Son (in a happy tone): I know.

Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

Jaw

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

Kick his sister's jaw.

TV

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Cow

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

Stephen Hawking

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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  • Karen

    How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

    Titanic

    If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

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  • Priest

    What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

    A colonoscopy.