What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
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What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
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What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
What does a spy do when he's cold? He goes under cover.
