What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call someone who is half a jew? Jew - ish
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
