How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do u call a rich asian? -A cha-ching
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
