Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.