New DoS Jokes - Page 14 - Worst Jokes Ever

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

How do you know Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rip from black women?

When cops say you the right to remain silent

You’re just happy you have the right to do something

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

Why do asscheeks make great friends?

They always STICK TOGETHER

What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?

An undercover pooper.

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.

The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.

Do y'all love God?

How do rappers like their steaks?

With lots of SIZZLE!

What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?

Unemployed

What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like dad what are you doing? I said don’t worry you’ll be doing it soon. He said why is that? I told him my arm is getting tired.