Door jokes

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."