Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
