Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
