Dont jokes

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: Excuse me?

Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?

I don't know.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: I don't have a mom.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.