Dont jokes

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Charizarding.

When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?

At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.

Don't scare me! I poop easily!