Dont jokes

Why don’t orphans live in villages?

Because they will get abandoned.

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

How do you anger a democrat?

Don't tell him the truth.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Why don’t cheetahs get married?

They always cheat on each other.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.