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Dont jokes

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

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    • A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

    B: I don't know.

    A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

    B: ...

    I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

    All-star gay mix

    Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

    Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

    So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

    Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

    It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

    The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

    Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

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    • Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

    Friend B: "I was until last night."

    Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

    Friend B: "Your sister."

    Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

    Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

    Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

    Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

    Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

    Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

    I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

    I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

    What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

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    • Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

    Mineta: Go on.

    Denki: Uraraka's booty.

    Mineta: I don't get it.

    Denki: Exactly.

    Mineta: ^cries T_T^

    Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

    Mineta: ...go on...

    Denki: Ochako's booty.

    Mineta: I don't get it?

    Denki: Exactly.

    Mineta: *cries T_T*

    Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

    Orphan: I don’t have parents.

    Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

    My depression: hey, what's up!

    Me: go away.

    My depression: well how rude.

    Me: 🙄.

    My depression: remember that one time......

    Me: no, don't even.

    My depression: that we.....

    Me: nope.

    My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

    Me: 😳😶😟.

    My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.

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    • Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.

    Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

    My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

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