Don't-know jokes

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

Why is sex with pandas so much fun?

I don't know, it just is. 🐼

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.

To get to the idiot house.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

The chicken.

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.

I don't know what to say.

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

I am only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.

The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!

The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”