if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
I asked stephen if he was a organ donator and he said why i said thats a shame i need parts for my go cart
why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
because he saved 200 computers.
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
What do Orphans and sperm donor kids have in Calmin They don't have dads
Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead.
Matt, "Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife"
Priest, "how so?"
Matt, "We were together naked, but we didn't do anything just rubbed each other, that's all"
Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box"
Matt, "okay i promise not to see her again"
Then Matt walks out the door
Priest, "Hey I saw you! you didn't put any money in the donation box!!"
Matt, "Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in"
A orphanage is like a horse rescue, you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bitter.
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000. I donate $35,000. I ask "what's my prize?", Boosterthon worker says "here's a headband". Me- "I donated the goal, so is that it?", Boosterthon worker- "no, it's $35,000 per person". I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
