Donation jokes
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Official orgasm donor.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.