Donation

Donation jokes

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

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  • For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

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  • Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

    I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

    I now have $999,999.75.

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