The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
