Pink Floyd jokes
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Extended Pink Floyd album cover. not made by me
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.