Pink Floyd jokes
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Extended Pink Floyd album cover. not made by me
How is an emo kid鈥檚 wrist like Pink Floyd?
It鈥檚 all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.