Pink Floyd jokes
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Extended Pink Floyd album cover. not made by me
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"