Bulldog jokes
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.